Who says there's nothing on TV these days?

In reviewing the programming on digital cable this week, I've come to a conclusion. The state legislature must also be running the adult film industry. Both suffer from the same problem: an overwhelming lack of creativity. Both have become addicted to sequels.

In the legislature, we get Concealed Carry 3, Health Savings Accounts 4, Photo ID 3, TPA 27. Same old stuff, over and over again.

And in the adult film world? Well, check out the following titles appearing on digital cable and you'll see what I mean. These are titles that only a legislator could love (or rent while staying at the Inn on the Park - three cheers for per diems!):

• Sexual Life 2
• On the Road 3
• Ebony Lust 4
• China Syndrome 2
• Horny MILFs 4
• Lesbian Sex Files 4
• Rude Girls 5: Seedy Sluts
• XXX 8
• Hookin' and Bookin' 6
• Big Bang Orgy 5
• Dirty Deeds 6
• Euro Boff Job 4
• More Than a Mouthful 4
• Cunning Kitties 9
• Sweet Nectar 3
• Co-ed Nymphos 24
• Erotic Orient 8
• Brain Wash 2
• White Wife, Black Stud 5
• Mammoth Mounds O' Fun 3
• Small Chested Babes 4
• Dripping Asian Sauce 2
• Hot for Teacher 3: Carnal Co-eds
• Secret Asian Sex Toys 1 (huh? They must have a sequel planned already.)
• D-Cup Confidential 5
• Girls 5
• Oriental Nymphos 4
• West Side Stories 2
• Boobin' & Screwin' 3
• Only Girls 2
• The Nymph Next Door 4
• Internal Combustion 4
• Perfect Pink 8: Superstar Sex
• Star 69 9
• Buy Me a Drink Sailor 3
• Fast Cars and Faster Women 2: Sexy Speed Freaks
• X-Treme Office Sex 4
• Silk Panty Fantasy 5
• Wingman Joins In 3
• This Just In 3
• Muy Caliente Latinas 6
• Jiggling Jet Booty 3
• Co-ed Nymphos 20
• Latina Beach Boffing 3
• Interracial Blasts 3
• Nasty Freaks 2
• Spanish Fly 6
• Ghetto Girlz 3
• Tijuana Cuties 3
• Nubile Nubians 3
• Girls on Top 3
• Totally Organic, All Natural 4
• Naughty Nights 4
• Wild Horny & Willing 5
• Slut Across the Street 3
• Babes Illustrated 3
• Riding the Stallion 3
• Bra Breakers 6
• Real Girls Out of Control 6
• Next Door Nymphos 5
• Pick Up Lines 81 (81?!?!?!?! You've got to be kidding!)
• Nasty Next Door Babes 5
• Ripe and Ready 8
• Pretty Little Latinas 22
• Out of Control Wives 6
• Pleasures of the Flesh 12
• Tasty Berry, Sweeter Juice 4
• College Girls Xposed 7
• Freshly Picked 4
• Latin Street Hookers 3
• Doggy Style 3
• Asian Supreme 5
• XXtreme Domination 3
• Fiesty Foreign Foxes 4
• Sex Nymphs 5
• Insatiable Harlots 3
• Super Orgy! 3
• Sex Addict Fantasies 4
• Fresh Skin 18
• Kelly the Coed 15
• Hardcore Fantasies 9
• Oral Sensations 3
• Dripping Wet Sex 5
• Blonde and Easy 4
• Grand Canyons 1
• Free Form Intercourse 4
• Trailer Tramps 8
• Talk Dirty to Me 13: Behind the Scenes
• Euro Fantastic 2
• New Faces 5
• International Dolls 3
• Asian Candy 3
• Amateur Hardcore 9
• Fantastic Foreign Sex 1
• Extreme Euro-Porn 4
• Czech Mating 3
• Soviet Sex Kittens 4 (must be 80's porn)
  
• Euro Flesh 6
• Real College Girls 11: Serious Cramming
• Sex Patrol 4
• Erotic Eruptions 6
• Slick 2
• Forbidden Fornication 3
• Nerdy Nymphos 4
• Latin Extreme 2
• Group Sex Freaks 43
• Fire on the Hole 5
• Just Made It 15
• Asian Fever 8: Delicious Asians
• Extreme Sex 8
• My Morning 'Tang 4
• Horny Party Girls 8
• Shane's World 29: Frat Row Scavenger Hunt 3
• Hardcore Co-eds 9
• First Time Flings 5
• Security Cam Chronicles 3
• All Natural Nymphos 3
• Lips, Leather, and Latex 4
• Poolside Manners 5
• Forbidden Fornication 3

Anyway, if you want any reviews before renting a film, I'd ask this guy. I hear he likes erotica (and thunderstorms!).