The conservative-leaning (and often funny) website IMAO posted a list of ways that all Americans (but wingnuts in particular) can work to ensure America's safety:
There. I know I feel safer now.
FRANK IDEAS TO HELP FIGHT TERRORISM
* Stand outside a mosque and do the “I’m watching you” hand signal to anyone entering or exiting.
* If you see anyone who looks Arab on a flight, report it to the captain.
* Wear a “Terrorists should die; ask me why” button. (available soon from the IMAO store)
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* Report any suspicious, terrorist-like activity – such as reading the New York Times – to the FBI.
* If you run a restaurant, make sure all items have bacon in them to keep away terrorists.
* When visiting neighbors, check their bookshelves for a Koran. If one is spotted, immediately flee and call the police.
* If you hear someone speaking French, punch him in the face. Speaking French may not help terrorists, but it sure seems like support of terrorism.
* When leaving a parking lot, checks underneath your car and the cars next to you for a bomb. If you see anything you don’t recognize, leave a note on the person’s car saying, “You have a bomb.” Make sure to put a smiley face on the note since you’re being helpful.
* If you see a reporter, beat him with any nearby blunt object. He was probably about to do a news report that would embolden terrorists.
* If you see a terrorist, kill him.
There. I know I feel safer now.
2 comments:
Funny... and yet you are an ass-hole.
Hey, don't shoot the messenger. I'm just reminding everyone of what conservatives appear to find humorous. Because after all, Muslim jokes are always in good taste.
Also, I believe that "asshole" is simply compound, and not hyphenated. Just trying to help you effectively hone those rhetorical skills.
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