The Drudge Report alleges that this ad is the big silver bullet in Missouri, in response to Michael J. Fox's ad on Claire McCaskill's behalf.
Let's see... we've got bad lighting, Handycam-quality footage, some guy babbling in Aramaic, a former Super Bowl MVP speaking in a series of awkward, three-word sentences, a guy who's been stuck on the Royals his whole career and has the scriptreading skills of a kindergartener doing Washington's crossing of the Delaware, and a journeyman pitcher with a 4.61 career ERA who'll probably blow Game 4 for the Cards.
Oh yeah, and Patty Heaton. I almost forgot about her. Just like the rest of America.
Is this really the best the anti-Amendment 2 crowd could find? This could be the cast of next season's The Surreal Life.
In the interest of equal time, I invite you to watch and enjoy. I know I did.
Also, let me invite you to saunter over to The Diamond Mine, where Dave has a copy of the Doyle ad with Michael J. Fox up. Congratulations on finding it on YouTube before me, Dave. While there, please take note of how Rush Limbaugh is still a colossal idiot. Someone please remind him that saying stuff like that is what makes soccer moms and moderates think Republicans are all a bunch of insensitive fools.
Let's see... we've got bad lighting, Handycam-quality footage, some guy babbling in Aramaic, a former Super Bowl MVP speaking in a series of awkward, three-word sentences, a guy who's been stuck on the Royals his whole career and has the scriptreading skills of a kindergartener doing Washington's crossing of the Delaware, and a journeyman pitcher with a 4.61 career ERA who'll probably blow Game 4 for the Cards.
Oh yeah, and Patty Heaton. I almost forgot about her. Just like the rest of America.
Is this really the best the anti-Amendment 2 crowd could find? This could be the cast of next season's The Surreal Life.
In the interest of equal time, I invite you to watch and enjoy. I know I did.
Also, let me invite you to saunter over to The Diamond Mine, where Dave has a copy of the Doyle ad with Michael J. Fox up. Congratulations on finding it on YouTube before me, Dave. While there, please take note of how Rush Limbaugh is still a colossal idiot. Someone please remind him that saying stuff like that is what makes soccer moms and moderates think Republicans are all a bunch of insensitive fools.
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I put Doyle's ad up on YouTube myself, not that I expect to get any trouble -- judging by all the episodes of Seinfeld and Bob Ross' Joy of Painting I've watched, they ain't exactly quick about cracking down on non-owners posting copyrighted material.
As for this ad: Couldn't they have hired Mel Gibson to throw in a bit of production value? It looks like it belongs on YouTube -- homemade, badly produced and edited, lousy sound quality (you can tell even on this version which parts were shot with a studio mic, and which weren't). I thought the religious right had more money than this?
Yeah, I put the ad up on Google video but I couldn't get it to embed in my blog.
It's like they had everyone shoot their own copy at home and then email it to an editor to splice it all together. The production is laughably bad. And isn't that what viewers are likely to notice?
I have a friend from Serbia (he lives in Vienna now) who absolutely adores Bob Ross. I think it was one of the few shows from the West they must've gotten once upon a time.
Here's hoping for a happy little map chock full of Prussian Blue on November 7th.
- RS
They put him on in Aramaic!? Makes you wonder if anyone out there thinks he really is Jesus. I suppose Jesus would be the ultimate celebrity stump guy. Maybe no one will recognize Jim Caviezel without all the blood.
p.s. This in-line spell checker in Firefox 2.0 is great for blog comments. Now I don't have to worry about looking like an idiot because I can't spell really simple words.
Someone out there -- really out there -- does think it's Jesus. She says so. Go see Jessica Bucher's blog.
She could make the real Jesus cry.
What I love best about the picture you have from the Heaton commercial is the play button is right over her mouth, looking like a giant piece of tape. Oh that it were.
Sanctimonious bitch is all about God's plan until it's a part of her body she doesn't like. Then the scalpel fixes it or enlarges it, for her. But that's ok.
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