"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
U.S. to invade Georgia; Bush says "Don't mess with Texans."
A note to Georgia's opposition Republicans: you mess with the bull, you get the horns. And if there's one thing our President won't stand for it's violation of intellectual property rights.
Where have I seen that before? Oh yeah, every Sunday:
Prepare to be waterboarded, you flag-waving punk.
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I'm sorry, but there's only one professional football team in Texas. Who are these "Texans"?
They allegedly play in Houston, a smog-riddled city with no zoning that gets wiped out by a hurricane every few generations. It is rumored that this Houston place used to have another football team, but they hated it so much there they decided they'd rather play in Nashville. Surely there is no place so bad that Nashville is a step up.
There is only one real football team in Texas. The one that will be losing to the Packers on November 29th. :-)
I was wondering if you caught Tom Tiffany's (whomever that is)announcement that he was running for Roger Breske's senate seat ... I've got three questions:
1.) Independent of his opposition, Where does Tiffany seem to fall on the "Republicans with Ideas" scale (I've got him pretty low)?
2.) How does he stack up against the competition?
3.) Seriously (I'm not kidding), will folks up north vote for a dude named Tiffany?
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I'm sorry, but there's only one professional football team in Texas. Who are these "Texans"?
- Owen
They allegedly play in Houston, a smog-riddled city with no zoning that gets wiped out by a hurricane every few generations. It is rumored that this Houston place used to have another football team, but they hated it so much there they decided they'd rather play in Nashville. Surely there is no place so bad that Nashville is a step up.
There is only one real football team in Texas. The one that will be losing to the Packers on November 29th. :-)
I thought Owen was referring to the Aggies...
I thought Georgia were the Bulldogs???
Perhaps that is the mascot of the party in power?
Totally unrelated, but I had to ask:
I was wondering if you caught Tom Tiffany's (whomever that is)announcement that he was running for Roger Breske's senate seat ... I've got three questions:
1.) Independent of his opposition, Where does Tiffany seem to fall on the "Republicans with Ideas" scale (I've got him pretty low)?
2.) How does he stack up against the competition?
3.) Seriously (I'm not kidding), will folks up north vote for a dude named Tiffany?
Any thoughts?
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