Based on his stellar television interviews tonight, the whole world now knows that the mayor of Gary, Indiana, Rudy Clay, is a complete and total idiot. Seriously, buddy, counting votes is easy. People vote on a computer. You ask the computer to spit out results. Ta-da!
It's guys like Rudy Clay that make me worry about voter fraud. Not that there are a bunch of people voting illegally, but that we've got some of the world's biggest morons trying to count the votes. How is it that nobody else had problems counting absentee and early ballots, except for the people who inhabit the great industrial armpit of the Midwest?
Then again, what should Gary expect from a mayor whose nickname is "the pimp"?
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