Since Walker's grade-school campaign is quickly becoming a colossal embarrassment to Wisconsin, I thought some others might wish to play along at home. Please feel free to make liberal use of this blank slate. You can make your own Scott Walker paper bags and display them proudly on your website! Just click on the photo for a larger version and copy to your own computer.
And please, feel free to submit your best brown bag caption to the folks at Walker's campaign. Email it to contest@brownbagmovement.com. Be sure to submit it by April 30th. Or just use it to decorate your own blog or website.
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Based on this morning's sleep in appearance on Wisconsin Public Radio, where Scott Walker was 20 minutes late for a 30 minute interview, having a Sharpie and a paper bag maybe the least of his problems.
Walker is running a campaign covered in heavy syrup. After watching his Mike Gousha Marquette interview where he repeated the same points over again like its headline news after 20 minutes, he is clearly in the George Bush school of creative thinking. The hour presentation showed painfully that Walker has zero vision for solving the complex problems of the state. Does anyone believe that Walker can be equal on any of a dozen levels to Tommy Thompson or Paul Ryan-next Wisconsin's biggest thinker to run this state. Wisconsin likes and votes for progressive, thinkers and innovators, Walkers is none of these.
But he can write stuff on a paper bag. Doesn't that count for something?
So is any front runner in the country running a worse campaign for Governor than Walker? How about this brown bag slogan- "I have never worked so hard to lose, while eating $75 steaks. -Scott Walker."
It's fascinating that Scott Walker, a 17 year career politician is the agent of change, but Mark Neumann, a two term Congressman and longtime business owner is the same old politics.
It's a remarkable testament of the many ways the GOP has changed for the worse, isn't it? The political outsider card was always one of the best cards the GOP had in its hand. It wasn't always successful, but it was almost always worth playing. And now, we're trying to beat the Democrats with the same kinds of out-of-touch, annoying political careerists that they've run for generations.
It's not a good trend for the GOP. Hard for guys like Walker to attack government credibly when it's provided them with a meal ticket for nearly their entire adult lives.
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