Friday, September 17, 2010

Scott Walker's 68-page economic plan

For real. Here it is. 68 pages, one page more than Tom Barrett's plan.

However, it's written in what the WPPA has calculated to be a font size of 58.5. In other words, you could read this from a plane at 36,000 feet.

Not only is the Walker campaign short on ideas, but it's apparently run by a bunch of asshats who think it's funny that they don't have any ideas. Stay classy, guys.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

OMG. That is the stupidest thing I have ever read. "I am for things that are good. Not bad." Dick and Jane is more thought provoking.

Anonymous said...

See Spot Walker run...

Anonymous said...

Spot Walker should have gone for 70 pages with the old 3rd grade 200 word detention essay trick..."the economy is very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very important to me."

Anonymous said...

Or, as Kurt Vonnegut famously (or not so famously, if you've not read "The Sirens of Titan"), the trouble with dumb bastards is that they're too dumb to know there's such a thing as being smart."

Anonymous said...

This thing is teleprompter ready, folks. Can't wait for the debates!

Anonymous said...

I get that you're trying to be humorous about the size of the plan, but there are just a few issues I'd like to bring up.
1: You're not applying for a position that requires clown college education.
2: Cite your sources. In what way is congress's health care bill a job killer? Non-partisan resources, please.
3: Don't include pictures of yourself. People know what they're reading. They're shockingly smart, sometimes.

 
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