Where in the world is the Recess Supervisor, Day 1

Also, some travel-related snark...

- When did society decide it was okay for middle-aged men to dress like eight-year-olds when traveling? Seriously, leave your giant straw hats, short-sleeved print shirts, and convertible pants at home. The t-shirts and Crocs look doesn't work any better. Unless you're going on a safari you look ridiculous. And I'm pretty sure that where I am, we're not hunting elephants.

- When you're traveling in a group of Southerners, you don't combat everyone's stereotype of southerners when you loudly speak on the plane how you think the language of your soon-to-be host country sounds goofy. Just shut up. This is why the world thinks Americans are stupid.